Post your conspiracy theories about how conspiracy theories are conspiracies against actual theories.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I think the Chapo guys are right on this, all these ufo info is probably going to get used as an excuse to pour billions more into the air force. They'll probably pretend it's super secret Chinese tech or some shit.

    • space_comrade [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      That's ridiculous honesty, do you really think the US military needs to make up fucking aliens of all things to increase funding? They literally just need to say CHUYNA and that's it.

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Right, I think the idea is they'll let the stories gain traction, then say it was China/Russia and use that as a justification for another trillion dollar pilot decapitation machine.

        • space_comrade [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Honestly that sounds even more ridiculous than it actually being literal ETs.

          Pilots already came forward on record saying these things defy the laws of physics as we know them, I don't think anybody will buy that China or Russia has that kind of technology.

          Like why is it so ludicrous to even consider that it might be ET? How do these kinds of mental gymnastics make more sense to you than that?

          It makes no sense for them to be manufacturing consent like this. It would be way easier if they lie about China vastly expanding their military or whatever.