so uhhh my recent trip to walmart self checks shed light on a new security measure they are using. There are overhead cameras on every single self check and they are watching for you to underscan something. If it 'senses' you underscanning it freezes your self check and calls for assistance from the current self check host. There is a brief video recording of the 'discrepancy' so the self checkout attendant can verify, very annoying.

this underscanning seems very sensitive so I would not recommend trying to underscan at walmart self check outs anymore. About two years ago walmart stopped weighing the bagging area which made underscanning so fucking easy but now Id say the easiest method is just concealment or leaving whatever item you nabbing under some shopping bags you brought yourself.

if you intend on stealing always remember to wear a hat (something non distinguishable like a plain color cap or a beanie) and ofc wear a face mask. Always wear a change of clothes you wouldnt ever wear outside of shoplifting and, something ive been doing on my own escapades, try to walk with an abnormal gait. Just a walking style different enough from your own. If you plan on hitting that walmart very infrequently that last step may be a bit much but i know for a fact places like target check gaits.

also the door greeters cant legally stop you, and AP cant stop you as is company policy so if you suspect you are getting tailed just keep walking

i always recommend parking your car as far as possible from any cameras (walmart does have cameras in the parking lot but they typically have a loud speaker blasting their propaganda and also solar panels attached for power so just dont park near that...)

if anyone else has any other COOL SHOPLIFTING TIPS feel free to post them here and i plan on compiling this in to a semi regular thread

  • BoosterDuck [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    im a brown latino meaning the employees track my every step like predator but whatever takes the waltons down a peg is fine by me keep at it comrades

    • itsPina [he/him, she/her]
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      3 years ago

      funnily enough my experience at walmart taught me that latinos steal far less than white people

      either that or they are really good at getting away with it lol

    • howdyoudoo [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      still good. Every POC should just walk around and simply exist, draining the energy and vigilance of the Pinkies who are tailing them

      just take an uncomfortably long time around the expensive stuff. When covid's over of course. Which will probably be never so maybe it's a moot point

    • itsPina [he/him, she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Ez pokemon cardz

      WalMart waits til your total amount stolen can be counted as a felony before they prosecute typically

      • NeverGoOutside [any]
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        3 years ago

        Nothing too bad. It just sucks because any time you have to deal with a court it’s a huge headache. Months of waiting, multiple times having to go there, maybe having to make bail to get out of jail after you get arrested, etc. shit sucks.

  • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    AP can’t stop you at Walmart, but they can certainly stop you from Palestine solidarity if you work for them

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      3 years ago
      1. Pick up an expensive item where there's going to be cameras, walk it to somewhere with less expensive stuff and leave it on the shelf

      2. Give a signal

      3. Bad bitch picks the item off the distant shelf and walks out of the store with it

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    During busy hours they tend to not notice if you "forget" to scan a 12 pack of soda under the cart

    (in my experiences at one store)

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Scan fresh goods as cheaper fresh goods, like scanning a croissant as a bread roll instead, or a chocolate donut as a plain one.

    In the UK a lot of products seem to have a weight margin rather than a proper weight, for example I hypothetically scan my mince meat with a light flavour packet underneath it. The machine doesn't bleep if the total weight you put in the bag isn't exactly 500g (or whatever it's meant to weigh).

    • itsPina [he/him, she/her]
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      3 years ago

      scan honey crisps as red delicious

      when weighing anything slightly lift the bag while placing it on the scale

      all donuts can be rung up as the cheapest donuts ( i even did this as a cashier cuz i didnt give af, i even scanned muffins as donuts)

      yeah self checks here dont do the weight discrepancy thing anymore, makes the koolaid packet tricket super effective tho i dont know how well the scan discrepancy thing is now

  • Koolio [any]
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    3 years ago

    In the winter time - coats and slight of hand are great for lifting shit. I have a special inside pocket sewn for larger items.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Outdoor garden centers are a cool way to get to the parking lot. Depending on the place and how confident you are it's also not that hard to just openly walk out with stuff.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    3 years ago

    You can change your gait a little bit by putting things in your shoes. Just as shoe inserts are made to give you better posture, you can fold up a sheet of paper and put it on top of the insole, on the side or in the corner. That way it gives you a different kind of walk that is both consistent and not very mentally taxing to keep up.