• Sacred_Excrement [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      ATTENTION WORKER #74, YOUR MOUSE AND HAND/EYE MOVEMENT ARE NOT CONSISTANT WITH YOUR WORKFLOW. PLEASE REMEDY THE SITUATION IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL HAVE TO DOCK YOUR PAY FOR THE TIME SPENT NON COMPLIANT

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Oh man, they once tried to do that with a piece of software that detected programs that try to circumvent it.

        The next day I distributed custom mouse and keyboard drivers to my team.