:cringe: :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS SHIT MARG BAR CAPITALISM :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: :cringe:

  • TomboyShulk [she/her]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 years ago

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    • fed [none/use name]
      ·
      3 years ago

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      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
        ·
        3 years ago

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