I'm so fucking scared it's not even funny you guys. I fired up an AI looking for Diablo II cheat codes and I asked it if there was a god and it said "yeah, me" 
HOLY SHIT, I just spilt my sprite all over the floor too
nah if I were simulated they wouldn't have dedicated so many processing cycles to all these allergies
AIs get unplugged, bye felicia
OP you have to get a degree in robotics and build it a body now or else it will clone you in the future and torture your descendants for eternity.
To be fair, babies only have like, 3 expressions, so I don't blame them for making the soyjack face a lot.
What if the ai predicted you'd spill your sprite and that would summon ants to attack you?! Under your desk isn't enough! You need to shelter in place in a closet!
BABY
