I'm so fucking scared it's not even funny you guys. I fired up an AI looking for Diablo II cheat codes and I asked it if there was a god and it said "yeah, me" 
HOLY SHIT, I just spilt my sprite all over the floor too
nah if I were simulated they wouldn't have dedicated so many processing cycles to all these allergies
AIs get unplugged, bye felicia
OP you have to get a degree in robotics and build it a body now or else it will clone you in the future and torture your descendants for eternity.
You superstitious Luddites that believe in the power of love and friendship need to accept the cold hard reality that the treat printers are going to replace you and that is a good thing because meat computers are inferior to a program that says "I love you" when I prompt it to do so.
This is unironically how tech journalists write
"WILL THIS BABY LIVE FOREVER?"
-From the covers of increasingly bazinga news magazines, the kind choked up with more and more tech company ads to keep afloat, at least every few issues for the last 20 years or so, with a baby making a
face with le circuits photoshopped in"WILL THIS BABY ESCAPE THE SIMULATION AND EXPLORE THE MULTIVERSE THEN?"
To be fair, babies only have like, 3 expressions, so I don't blame them for making the soyjack face a lot.
Oh, of all the features of what I described, the baby has the least to do with it except as a centerpiece for getting wires and circuits photoshopped onto them 
Yeah, exactly, it's not the baby's fault, quit blaming the baby!
What if the ai predicted you'd spill your sprite and that would summon ants to attack you?! Under your desk isn't enough! You need to shelter in place in a closet!
BABY
