I'm so fucking scared it's not even funny you guys. I fired up an AI looking for Diablo II cheat codes and I asked it if there was a god and it said "yeah, me" scared HOLY SHIT, I just spilt my sprite all over the floor too

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      This is unironically how tech journalists write

      "WILL THIS BABY LIVE FOREVER?"

      -From the covers of increasingly bazinga news magazines, the kind choked up with more and more tech company ads to keep afloat, at least every few issues for the last 20 years or so, with a baby making a soypoint-1 face with le circuits photoshopped in

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        "WILL THIS BABY LIVE FOREVER?"

        Climate change says no

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          "WILL THIS BABY ESCAPE THE SIMULATION AND EXPLORE THE MULTIVERSE THEN?" biaoqing-copium

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          hesitation-1 Oh, of all the features of what I described, the baby has the least to do with it except as a centerpiece for getting wires and circuits photoshopped onto them hesitation-2