https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/24234200267

  • wantonviolins [they/them]M
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    3 years ago

    What I'm imagining is a Fast & Furious-esque plane heist movie with absurd wire-fu. Have a boxcutter guy fight an MMA guy on top of the plane while it's flying. Have a revelation that the plane was never meant to land and the pilots are crash test dummies. Have the climax of the film be a computer guy hacking the plane from the ground and controlling it like a drone so it can make an emergency landing, but wait! it's making an emergency landing IN A PACKED STADIUM?!

    shit like that

    • WalrusPooPooPaDo [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      female character, coded as annoying: YOU CANT LAND IN A STADIUM, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM!

      cool nerd guy: maam don't worry we have this under control

      annoying female: "we?"

      Elon Musk enters dramatically: we are going to land the plane vertically