yes secret service I would definitely confine my actions to verbal comments
I shake his hand, look into his eyes and say, "I love my big fat wet president."
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Knew as soon as I posted this that I missed an opportunity to use this in the body of the post lmao
I think we finally figured out who the original story was actually about
I would say “sir, do you follow back?” And secret service would shoot me for insulting him.
This is about what you'd say to Trump, not Chris Cuomo.
Mr. Rodgers upon encountering trump in a grocery store: “you are special, special, to me….”
There’s no defined limit so I just verbalize the collected works of Marx Engels Lenin Stalin Mao Luxemburg etc.
I don't know, but I can tell you one thing. You've made me realize I need to be prepared in case such a thing ever happens.
