Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

chapotraphouse • 1 year ago

Why did the centipede find his girlfriend physically attractive?

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Why did the centipede find his girlfriend physically attractive?

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

chapotraphouse • 1 year ago

She was all legs!

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Pluto [he/him, he/him]
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1 year ago
Why did the Dirt Owl cross the road?

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- Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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  1 year ago
  To piss on the other side?
  
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  - Pluto [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago
    No, to get to the Hooters on the other side!
    
    Get it? 'Cause you're an owl and stuff.
    
    Hoot hoot.
    
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WholeEnchilada [he/him]
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1 year ago
What do you call a fish with two knees?

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- PointAndClique [they/them]
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  1 year ago
  spoiler
  
  A kneel (an eel)
  
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AlpineSteakHouse [any]
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1 year ago
It should be because she had 100 feet and he was a feet guy.

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Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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1 year ago
Because human centipede...

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