Apparently my dad still listens to this nut. He'll call me randomly and try to actually chat for about a minute, then it's always a hard pivot to talking about Beck. He'll say, "Oh you'll never guess what Glenn Beck said!"
Me: "I probably can, and I really don't want to know."
Dad: "...Well...He said the 'Chinavirus' definitely came from a lab. They have Chinese scientists defecting, and it's been proven to have been tailored. Even left wing outlets are reporting it now!"
Me: "What 'left wing' news outlet are you talking about!?"
Apparently my dad still listens to this nut. He'll call me randomly and try to actually chat for about a minute, then it's always a hard pivot to talking about Beck. He'll say, "Oh you'll never guess what Glenn Beck said!"
Me: "I probably can, and I really don't want to know."
Dad: "...Well...He said the 'Chinavirus' definitely came from a lab. They have Chinese scientists defecting, and it's been proven to have been tailored. Even left wing outlets are reporting it now!"
Me: "What 'left wing' news outlet are you talking about!?"
Dad: "CNN"
Me: Bo Burnham Scream