What questions do you ask? What brilliant wisdom do you bestow upon fish-man?
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.
"Bro have you ever seen boobs?"
"....."
"I mean, I like butts, really"
"....."
"I mean I don't care either way, as long as she has a good sense of humor"
"....."
"But do your fish women have boobs or big butts? Hahah"
"....."
"I don't really care, just curious hahah"
"....."
"Cool, cool. You don't say much, do you?"
"....."
"I feel you, that's based"
"....."
I'd give them a brief history of the world, followed by an impassioned plea to give me a Gundam or Metal Gear
Fish alien only has fish mechas, I hope that is good enough
The earth is 2/3rds water
With such amazing technology, I can become the greatest nautical hero ever; Flakesmor, the Bongmariner
Sorry, but I played Bioshock 2 and that taught me that underwater Communism is just as bad as underwater Libertarianism
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:geordi-no: :expert-shapiro: + :freeze-peach:
If the alien looked like a giant cockroach, there wouldn't be any dialogue beyond a declaration of war.
Is it enough for me to say that I cannot fall asleep knowing if a normal sized one was in the same room?
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I was making a starship troopers reference but I feel the same with spiders so I understand.
Yo imagine going on a road trip with an alien, that would be rad.
I guess that's kind of what Doctor Who is about
very boringly examine their culture, trying my best to not offend them, inevitably offending them
i'll definitely find out if any music genres make their heads explode early though, my first thought is to find out if they have or enjoy music
I think it'll be pretty hard to offend interstellar travelers sent from another civilisation. I can't imagine some alien succeeding in offending any of our astronauts.
Like...all y'a'll, or just some of ya? Any of ya's dolphins? We got kinda this prophecy of sorts about space dolphins, and...
I'd pretty much immediately ask them to show me how their spaceships work. And then ask if there's anything in particular they want to know about life here.
I would, of course, assume they are communist and speak to them as though we are already definitely comrades. :possadist-ufo:
Idk wanna go eat a lot of spicy food and get drunk? I think that will go over well with everyone.
