Yeah sure, clear more land for development, Australia, it's not like the lack of trees will dry everything out and raise temperatures in a place that is already dangerously hot. What's a heat island? Oh, look, fire!
Oh, you didn't even clear those trees for anything important planned and just stuck up a sign saying "new industrial opportunities!" Boy, that sure was worth cutting into a previously protected forest and killing a bunch of endangered koalas and quolls for!
Oh look, the slop warehouse you replaced that native forest with has a koala for a logo! We sure love our national icons! I wonder where all the real koalas went?
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hahahhahaha no I would actually rather die. Also I can;t drink for medical reasons.
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That sounds like a damn good idea. Did the guests know about it beforehand or was it a surprise? I feel like if I were doing the planning, I'd make it a surprise, just to avoid certain guests bringing their own supply ahead of time.
that level of disrespect should just get you tossed out. no x means no x, not sneak your own in like it's a middle school dance
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