Mine is when 85% of a horror game's voice lines are the protagonist going SHIT or FUCK slightly under their breath every time something mildly spooky or intimidating happens, or when they discover some new obstacle
Mine is when 85% of a horror game's voice lines are the protagonist going SHIT or FUCK slightly under their breath every time something mildly spooky or intimidating happens, or when they discover some new obstacle
This one's super specific but:
The dialogue from Ghost Recon Wildlands. The whole game is the most chud shit imaginable (you're a group of unrestricted spec-ops soldiers working with the DEA to invade Bolivia, extrajudicially murder people, and generally cause awful carnage and several actual war crimes including kidnapping a woman to blackmail her husband and condemning an innocent man and his entire family to death by angry cartel because he told you he fears the cartels more than you and refused to work with you), naturally, it's Tom Clancey shit. But the thing that drove me up the fucking wall with it and turned it from awful chud shit to outright insulting is how, despite being in Bolivia, your characters speak with almost insultingly bad Spanish pronunciation that makes it feel like mockery.
Nothing says "trying to be low-key and fit in while we "liberate" people" like thanking your contact with a hearty "Grassy-ass".
Oh yeah, wild lands. You’d think the things your squad do is chud enough but the game had to emphasize the chudness by throwing the ultrachud Bowman at you. I skip every cutscene with her in it.
Also the developer thought it’s funny to add “Shit balls!” as one of the random lines when you get shot, but it just reminds me of :PIGPOOPBALLS: