I love you guys, but some of you are just fucking weird.

Also remember: Never lick your finger to turn the pages of a book, only boomer nazis do that.

  • Biggay [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Does this fuck up the paper or something? I've never done this or know why boomers need the extra grip if it messes with shit

    • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Human mortals have sweat, so it's redundant. For greys, vampires and lizard people, a little licking is necessary