True story

  • dumpster_dove [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Now I'm imagining Biden as Gestahl. They're at the war room floating continent and Biden is moving at the speed of a stroke victim trying to keep Neyanyahoo's hand away from the nuke button

    • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      And they're both trying to get some IOF soldier to hand over their cum so they can create genetically perfect offspring with Kefkanyahu.

      Then Kefkanyahu moves the statues of culture, economy, and military out of perfect alignment, and shit gets real.