Found out we're doing a mandatory active-shooter training at work. It'll be "non interactive" which I guess means no fake guns or practice takedowns or whatever they do to scare people. At least one of my coworkers has already expressed adamant opposition to this, so I have at least one ally. I'd be more opposed if I were going to have fake guns pointed at me, but if it's just sitting in a room listening to someone talk, I don't mind being paid to listen to their bullshit. Anyway, beyond what I've said, I don't know much about these trainings, so what are some funny ways I could derail it? Don't hold back
Write everything down from this thread on a comically rolled up piece of paper. When the opportunity for questions arises get your comically long list of questions out and unroll it bugs bunny style, then begin.
Be totally and completely serious about the questions you have. This is a shooter situation after all, it's an incredibly serious matter and the details all matter.
the scroll that falls down and unrolls all the way across the room and bumps into the wall, pull out your tiny little reading glasses
Showing up to the meeting like
I have a copy that includes the commercial breaks and the fact that the bit continues after it really puts it over for me
HOLD NUMBER 712: ARM BAR!
gets me every fucking time
48 yr old Chris Jericho having an enormously popular run based entirely on having a list like santa claus was so good
Malenko, you claim to be The Man of 1000 Holds, but I counted and you know about 60! But I know 1004, and I wrote em all down!
Time machine where i shove Zack Sabre Jr. into Dean vs Joe's 1989 championship match in AJPW.
absolutely based
Put on comically tiny reading glasses after unrolling it