One for the hall of fame.

Right up there with "Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich."

Also, this conclusion to a story about a former buffalo wing eating champion down on his luck:

"He's still more than good enough to compete, but with this lifetime ban, there's really nowhere for him to go," says Rierden's former trainer and IFOCE contender Rick "The Tummy" Mickelson. "Chris is like Icarus. He flew too close to the sun and then ate his own wings."