No more cape shit once you hit 30. Do some praxis instead or read a good book.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Everyone likes to bring up the time Spider-Man beat Firelord (one of Galactus' heralds, on par with the Silver Surfer), but everyone always forgets the time he got beat up by Turner D. Century, the man who thought the world peaked in 1908

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        1 year ago

        And because he was Boomer Thanos, it didn't work

        Then he was killed by the Scourge of the Underworld

        Then he was cloned by Nazi Scientist Arnim Zola

        Then he was killed by Deadpool

        Then he was brought back to life by The Hood to kill the Punisher

        Now the Punisher became a ninja, got divorced, his ex-wife stole all his money and he's moved to Weirdworld to fight monsters and now there's a slightly different guy who's wearing a slightly different skull and uses lasers instead of bullets

        comic books, folks!