Biden's going to be like a grandpa who managed to get his family to take him to an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant for his birthday. Nobody wanted to go. Is it even safe? How can a such a restaurant make any money unless their seafood is sketchy as fuck?

But everybody goes and by some miracle nobody gets sick. But Tired Old Joe won't listen to reason. He decides that he wants the family to go a couple times a week because he likes the food and the horrid "nautical" theme. There's no talking him out of it.

Even after people get sick from eating at that terrible place - Tired Old Joe won't listen. The family goes again and again and again. People get sick over and over. But he's lookin' forward to his next trip. Eventually somebody dies from shellfish poisoning. But he says "I ate the shellfish and I'm fine. I wanna go back the Friday after next." And the horrorshow continues...

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      I wouldn't be surprised if they turned the entire West Wing into an Olive Garden.

      Last night I made the Biden shitposts in this comm to get the anger out of my system. But it didn't work. I woke up angry. If Biden was the mayor in the movie Jaws - he'd be having a flotilla of boats throwing boatloads full of chum into the water. The people are wild with rage and they scream at him: "What are you doing!" And he gives his big toothy, fake smile and says "The shark likes it."

  • maeve [she/her,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Kyrsten Sinema dresses like she hasn’t updated her wardrobe since 2004. And I don’t understand what is happening in this picture. She only has one leg? Her skirt is draped over a stand of some kind? She has a metal leg?