I would rather like men, it seems cooler

I know, right? As a straight male, i just can't help but be intimidated by gay men. It's way more manly to like men! No innate power imbalance! No easy mode! What if you cheat on him? Straight guy cheats, waahhh, tears. Gay man cheats? You'd better be able to ninja out of that window.

Wild to think about, really. Shit must take serious balls

Anyway, shower thoughts...