There was a story on Something Awful, way back in the day, about something like this.
A woman went on a couple dates with a guy, and he was incredibly self conscious about the size of his penis. So, on the second date, things were going well, he takes off his underwear, and his penis was swollen and bumpy, etc. She screamed and said 'what the hell is all that!', and he explained because he was self conscious about his size, he'd capture some of the bees his family kept and force them into stinging his dick, because the sting made the tissue swell up.
For years, this led to 'beenis' being a meme on the site.
There was a story on Something Awful, way back in the day, about something like this.
A woman went on a couple dates with a guy, and he was incredibly self conscious about the size of his penis. So, on the second date, things were going well, he takes off his underwear, and his penis was swollen and bumpy, etc. She screamed and said 'what the hell is all that!', and he explained because he was self conscious about his size, he'd capture some of the bees his family kept and force them into stinging his dick, because the sting made the tissue swell up.
For years, this led to 'beenis' being a meme on the site.
No need to thank me for this knowledge, friends.
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