Til' then the world's just gonna be allowed to burn basically unabetted by the people in charge?

      • Sus [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        In today's news, the Democratic "At Least Put Some Traffic Cones Over The Cracks" bill was defeated in the Senate with a 50-50 split with VP Harris presiding. The Biden Administration has declined to comment at this time on the defeat of the eighteenth attempt at a bipartisan infrastructure bill. Senator Schumer told the press "This is a setback, but not the end. We'll continue to work with our fellow Senators in the GOP on a bipartisan infrastructure bill." We reached out to Republican Senator McConnell, who stated that placing traffic cones on top of visibly crumbling infrastructure is a blatantly partisan and divisive attempt to virtue signal towards the Democratic base. Three bridges and eight condos collapsed this week, with survivors demanding that traffic cones be placed on the heaps of rubble.

        In other news, the Department of Defense today completed sea trials for the $3.5 billion USS Trump, its latest aircraft carrier.

        • Sacred_Excrement [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Please, try to be reasonable.

          It'll be the USS Ronald Reagan II, and they cost about 13 billion per now