You know I'm often surprised that conservative sentiment about home schooling and school choice only bends in this one direction. You'd think conservatives would want a locked down, tightly managed surveillance apparatus on children with a rigorous focus on propaganda, but no. The sentiment is education simply falls to the responsibility of the children's parents and no one else, even if the parents are like gay furry communists who do a pledge of allegiance to a portrait of Huey Newton every morning.

I think maybe conservatives have trouble imagining an education that's even further left than what currently exists in public schools.

You can do whatever you want so long as I get to collect rents when you do it. Also, I have the right to refuse service for any reason.

Also, plus, too I own everything because I have a contract that says I do. If you disagree, I can kill you.