glimmer_twin [he/him] to memes • 3 years agoBroke: miles morales shouldn’t be Spider-Man because he’s blackmessage-squaremessage-square27 fedilinkarrow-up175file-text
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minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear9·edit-23 years agoBatman's big villains are: A latino wrestler on drugs A two-faced politician A lesbian eco-terrorist A research scientist trying to get money to cure his sick cryogenically frozen wife A crippled migrant from Eastern Europe who got rich brokering vice crimes An evil comedian Any one of these people would be more fun to hang out with than Batman. Batman sucks. Fuck Batman. link
minus-squarerichietozier4 [he/him]hexbear10·edit-23 years ago:jotaro-walk: :hillgasm: :flag-lesbian-pride: :greensicko: :freeze-peach: :denguin: :marx-joker: link
minus-squareToastGhost [he/him]hexbear6·edit-23 years agowhich one is the wrestler on drugs? trying to remember batman shit from playing lego batman 10 years ago link
minus-squareToastGhost [he/him]hexbear3·3 years agowait then whos the vice crimes guy? lego batman may not be the most in depth sorce of batman lore? link
minus-squareToastGhost [he/him]hexbear3·3 years agothanks, for some reason i thought both of them were the crocodile guy link
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear3·3 years agoNah. I'd completely forgotten about Killer Croc. I think he was just, like, a circus entertainer or something. Another great example of Batman beating down on the working class, though. link
Batman's big villains are:
A latino wrestler on drugs
A two-faced politician
A lesbian eco-terrorist
A research scientist trying to get money to cure his sick cryogenically frozen wife
A crippled migrant from Eastern Europe who got rich brokering vice crimes
An evil comedian
Any one of these people would be more fun to hang out with than Batman. Batman sucks. Fuck Batman.
:jotaro-walk:
:hillgasm:
:flag-lesbian-pride: :greensicko:
:freeze-peach:
:denguin:
:marx-joker:
This is an exceedingly good bit.
which one is the wrestler on drugs? trying to remember batman shit from playing lego batman 10 years ago
This guy
wait then whos the vice crimes guy? lego batman may not be the most in depth sorce of batman lore?
:denguin:
now i remember, thanks
This guy
thanks, for some reason i thought both of them were the crocodile guy
Nah. I'd completely forgotten about Killer Croc. I think he was just, like, a circus entertainer or something. Another great example of Batman beating down on the working class, though.