"China plans to launch KushCoin, the first cryptocurrency tied to the value of cannabis, using Afghanistan as a brand ambassador. Afghanistan is naturally a choice partner for this opportunity of a lifetime due to their rich history of cannabis cultivation."
Wow, good job China.
I'm calling bullshit on this just based on the excerpt
It's true
Source: the facts
Source: Your mom last night when she was sucking me good and hard through my jorts.