https://nitter.net/axios/status/1712679556375601187

  • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    That would require the labyrinthine hostile intermingling of state and federal bureaucracies to work together, so you’re probably fine thumb-cop

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I feel like this is a very Chief Wiggum moment in the sense that it wouldn't help to prove you got your bike stolen but it would help to pinpoint you at the scene of some crime