• happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    If that was my son, he would have to participate in a retiring of that flag (even though burning novelty flags isn’t necessary I believe), then he would replace the flag for the homeowner out of his own allowance and lastly he would read the constitution and write book report.

    https://twitter.com/JenifferJdg/status/1413609499139657732

    My son would have to pray extra hard to George Washington that night and then we'd go to Mount Rushmore and I'd make him sacrifice an animal to appease America.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I would pay for it in pennies because each one is a chance to look Mr. Lincoln in the eye and thank him for preserving one nation under god. Then I would make my son, very rotund, fire a 12 gun salute to the fallen flag with 12 of my AR-15s.

      • NaturalsNotInIt [any]
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        3 years ago

        Teaching their children to be good wage slaves who don't talk back to the boss, take RESPONSIBILITY, and do a good job, even if they have to stay late, and don't ask for more money.