BREAKING: "It's quite naive to assume liberals need hearts or brains to live." The controversial US diplomat Henry Kissinger, aged 100, shocks the world with a stunning comeback from a state of complete brain death. He is going to give an interview at 12:05 UCT+0 on a BBC livestream.
Oh no, it's worse. He's gonna take Kelmevor's place, rebuild the screaming wall of agnostics, and the Myrkul is gonna pay for it!