BREAKING: "It's quite naive to assume liberals need hearts or brains to live." The controversial US diplomat Henry Kissinger, aged 100, shocks the world with a stunning comeback from a state of complete brain death. He is going to give an interview at 12:05 UCT+0 on a BBC livestream.

  • Venus [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Time to start banning people for fake "kissinger is alive" posts

    • Timberknave
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I wasn't allowed on the fake news comm obama-sad

    • Timberknave
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      It's not his first come back either

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  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    unlimited-power The dead speak! The world has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late HENRY KISSINGER.

    • Timberknave
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I told you all to let me post on /c/fakenews! this is what happens! This is what happens!

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    Oh damn, they forgot to destroy his phylactery again. I keep telling people he'll be back after 1d4 days, but they always thing that's " plenty of time" to find it and destroy it. It never is.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Only a matter of time before he becomes a demilich and then we're screwed.

      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        edit-2
        1 year ago

        Or worse, replace the undead god, everyone justly shit at Myrkul and Vecna for being ridiculously incompetent and Jergal being troll gramps that don't care but if he gets the post you won't be even able to rest in peace.

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          1 year ago

          Oh no, it's worse. He's gonna take Kelmevor's place, rebuild the screaming wall of agnostics, and the Myrkul is gonna pay for it!

  • robinn_IV
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    1 year ago

    Hatred does wonders for the will to live…