• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I read a couple books but I ain't gay,

    so I know the words I want to say.

    Real men are stoic which means quiet and strong.

    Compared to my dad, I gots a thick dong.

    All these Democraps do like to grouse.

    So, we only drink Pepsi in this house.

    • The Shooter Church House Band - HIStory of America, Wife Left Me (f/ Pepsi and Home Depot)