Lmao OP left out the tidbit about this being a conversation in /r/conservative
"Hello, yes. I am a Modern American Progressive. I have never actually met a Leftist in my life and personally I doubt that they even exist. Everyone in my family voted for Joe Biden, and yet they are extremely excited to hear the news that Fidel Castro is dead and Cuba will be incorporating as a Free State Under Capitalism within the next week. I just want to reach out to you conservatives and let you know that we can reach across the aisle on a lot of things. You're smart, you're beautiful, and we agree with you. Anyway, back to doing normal progressive things like waving a rainbow flag from my Raytheon office window and snitching on coworkers who are trying to form a union."
"Hello, yes. I am a Modern American Progressive. I have never actually met a Leftist in my life and personally I doubt that they even exist. Everyone in my family voted for Joe Biden, and yet they are extremely excited to hear the news that Fidel Castro is dead and Cuba will be incorporating as a Free State Under Capitalism within the next week. I just want to reach out to you conservatives and let you know that we can reach across the aisle on a lot of things. You're smart, you're beautiful, and we agree with you. Anyway, back to doing normal progressive things like waving a rainbow flag from my Raytheon office window and snitching on coworkers who are trying to form a union."