Sir, a second Georgia has broken from our Soviet motherland!
Yeah, out of all states to make Georgia, they chose Tajikistan.
Dont forget the crippling shock therapy. America is already a capitalist shithole but I'm sure its public sector can be dismantled further.
I’m on the ground in Texas trying to annex it in the name of the DPRK but they haven’t got back to me yet
broke: south korea
Fort Worth still has to be the gateway to the West so anything east of that has to be… Plain Old West Korea? Maybe POW Korea for short?
The first Michigan-on-Michigan war will be interesting. We'll get to finally see why bridge maps are bullshit.
We must reclaim our ancestral homeland
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The Big Ten becomes the premier forum for negotiations and trade talks among the new nations
The grey text unfortunately is filled with brainworms. But Calikraine is fucking funny ngl.
The grey text unfortunately is filled with brainworms.
Yeah just noticed that. "Moscow, which was an imperial capital..." - oh you fuckers get out with your damn projection.
Also which part of Calicraine is American Crimea? Can't be Hawaii, can it? The lease of Pearlharborstopol won't expire anytime soon!
Yeah, it’s Hawaii, that’s why it’s only listed as supposedly part of this “state” without showing it
The state with Seattle or the metropolitan area with the Washington Football Team?
I thought so too but the grey text made it seem like it could be DC 🤷
YOU CAN"T LEAVE US WITH TEXAS COME ONNNN
it's all belarus?
always has been
Yes! I must see the Lukashenko of Ohio 
