I like the idea that the doctors decided to pump shit through his nose unnecessarily, but it's more likely they just lied about his condition for appearances. (there was a post about this here somewhere and I refuse to look into it for fear of it not being true.)
Why is he on life support because of hiccups
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Too much poo
An enormous brick of shit was lodged in his rectum so he started farting out of his mouth.
It's not hiccups, probably?
I think he's just a little bitch
I like the idea that the doctors decided to pump shit through his nose unnecessarily, but it's more likely they just lied about his condition for appearances. (there was a post about this here somewhere and I refuse to look into it for fear of it not being true.)