A friend of mine had a few positions open up at his job last week. I used to work there as a contractor and they seem happy to get me back on. I interviewed yesterday and the boss said to keep an eye out for their HR to get the ball rolling. It's been a week since the last time I smoked weed, but I am a nightly user so shits still in my system. I'm expecting to hear back some time this week or next so I'm looking into fake piss. Looks like the test is a standard 5 panel but has MRO at the end (medical review officer) and that has me freaked out. Anyone pass one of these with quickfix? There was a few people who swore by it at my last job but that was a few years ago and idk if piss testing got better or not.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I have done unobserved ones successfully. Buy a recent formulation and tape it to the inside of your thigh for 2 hours. It's mainly the temperature being too high or low which voids the test.

    • eddyallenpwn [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      I just ordered some of those ballsack pouch boxers and was planning on stashing it there with the heat pad. Pretty sure they only look into it if you drop dirty or stuff is sketchy right? The MRO tag at the end of test name just sketches me out. It's a bigger company with deep pockets so it wouldn't surprise me if they pay for more invasive shit, but going from the test name I don't think they do

      • regularassbitch [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        in my experience they don't really care that much. the only time someone would actually be peeking is like if you were pissing for a PO

        • eddyallenpwn [they/them]
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          11 months ago

          Yeah it's not law/probation related so I think it should be ok. Seems like nitrate testing is what has been screwing people lately but this looks like it is just a pass/fail screening.

          • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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            11 months ago

            You can also obtain another individuals' piss. I dehydrated a bunch of my partner's, from right after they got back from overseas where they weren't partaking in anything, and keep it in the freezer.

            • eddyallenpwn [they/them]
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              11 months ago

              This was my go to plan for a little bit before I had to test. But since they legalized it in my state all my clean friends are now smokers.

              If I do detox myself though, how easy is it to dehydrate? Might be a worthy investment if it stays for awhile