i think we should do 'em like we do wildlife with like rabies and encephalitis and whatnot. state DNR people bop around in their trucks and when they see or get reports of someone in the demo, they roll up and pop 'em with a tranquilizer. then they give them their shots, give 'em a radio collar, an ear tag and a paint tag or ear notch. in havana they had a problem with stray dogs kinda running amok, so they would nab 'em, fix 'em and then notch an ear before releasing them with a little collar that was like, "hi i've been fixed and have all my shots". so something like that. and, you know, if they really, really want to pull the "i have body autonomy card", then fine... overnight freight them to Plum Island to start their new life of full freedom.

i think this would be a great start for dealing with chuds, idiots and assholes. get a little catalog going, track their movements for future public analysis/research, and most importantly, stop them from vectoring a fucking pandemic and hurting/killing innocent people.

when you have diarrhea in the public pool, you lose your rights to get in the pool without a big old pair of submersible diapers.