I fucking hate how these headlines absolve cops of all responsibility.
Jesus fucking christ Swatting people has been around for years now. Maybe you should devise some sort of procedure so two 911-calls don't make you go bustin' down doors ffs
Cops will literally act as hitmen if you make enough phone calls, fucking freaks
Yeah, at this point anyone who calls the cops on someone should know exactly what they're summoning. Cops are fucking monsters
They’re just looking for an excuse.
I am in favor of it though when it kills other CHUDs. It’s like reverse colonialism, or when the snake eating itself starts eating the back of its own head etc :tfyourlookinat:
You see, calling the cops is like turning on a light switch or opening a faucet. The system just responds with no human thought or intuition
Wtf who cares?
This is the most 2021 surreal nonsense tragedicomedy story imaginable.
We've basically hit the point where aside from the global nuclear war, we're living in Judge Dredd times
But there's no Rob Schneider to provide some much needed comic relief that will age poorly.
There is an actual market for unique or silly usernames that operate like little crime rings. There's a pretty good Reply All episode on it.
As the minor in the UK who made the call is still underage, they cannot be identified or extradited.
how many more grandpas have to be murdered
How do the cops not go to prison for using teenage pranks as an excuse to break into people’s homes and kill them?
Technically they didn't break in in this case. It says he walked out of his house.
Skeet skeet went his heart when he walked out with a gun to see a Swat team lol die old man die hahaha :sicko-yes: the CHUDs are killing each other faster than we ever could have!!!
Internet domains, user names, and email addresses should not be property tbh.
Hell yeah.
President Xi plz SWAT more fat old white people. Bye bye boomers, hello Chinese century!
@tennessee would be very mad right now if his old heart full of fat didn’t clog up like an idiot.
Lol you're clearly a chud account. You did a not half bad job for a while. Joined 5 months ago, started posting one month ago?
Hey you can’t have my username buddy. I will go Dorner on any swat team you send.
But seriously folks this is called badjacketing and is a classic COINTELPRO tactic.
You have a weird writing style and just said a bunch of dumb stuff... and made an account five months ago without a single comment until last month.