• 6bicycles [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I fucking hate how these headlines absolve cops of all responsibility.

    Jesus fucking christ Swatting people has been around for years now. Maybe you should devise some sort of procedure so two 911-calls don't make you go bustin' down doors ffs

      • Kanna [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah, at this point anyone who calls the cops on someone should know exactly what they're summoning. Cops are fucking monsters

      • NeverGoOutside [any]
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        3 years ago

        They’re just looking for an excuse.

        I am in favor of it though when it kills other CHUDs. It’s like reverse colonialism, or when the snake eating itself starts eating the back of its own head etc :tfyourlookinat:

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      You see, calling the cops is like turning on a light switch or opening a faucet. The system just responds with no human thought or intuition

      • Pezevenk [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Wtf who cares?

        This is the most 2021 surreal nonsense tragedicomedy story imaginable.

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          We've basically hit the point where aside from the global nuclear war, we're living in Judge Dredd times

        • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          There is an actual market for unique or silly usernames that operate like little crime rings. There's a pretty good Reply All episode on it.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    As the minor in the UK who made the call is still underage, they cannot be identified or extradited.

    how many more grandpas have to be murdered

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    WHAT THE FUCK AT EVERYTHING THERE

  • NeverGoOutside [any]
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    3 years ago

    How do the cops not go to prison for using teenage pranks as an excuse to break into people’s homes and kill them?

    • blobjim [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Technically they didn't break in in this case. It says he walked out of his house.

      • NeverGoOutside [any]
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        3 years ago

        Skeet skeet went his heart when he walked out with a gun to see a Swat team lol die old man die hahaha :sicko-yes: the CHUDs are killing each other faster than we ever could have!!!

  • NeverGoOutside [any]
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    3 years ago

    Hell yeah.

    President Xi plz SWAT more fat old white people. Bye bye boomers, hello Chinese century!

      • NeverGoOutside [any]
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        3 years ago

        @tennessee would be very mad right now if his old heart full of fat didn’t clog up like an idiot.

        • blobjim [he/him]
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          Lol you're clearly a chud account. You did a not half bad job for a while. Joined 5 months ago, started posting one month ago?

          • NeverGoOutside [any]
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            edit-2
            3 years ago

            Hey you can’t have my username buddy. I will go Dorner on any swat team you send.

            But seriously folks this is called badjacketing and is a classic COINTELPRO tactic.

            • blobjim [he/him]
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              edit-2
              3 years ago

              You have a weird writing style and just said a bunch of dumb stuff... and made an account five months ago without a single comment until last month.