• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    weird bit. also, i don't care how far into the periphery you are in America, there are ketchup packets. you'll stop finding ramen and pinto beans several days before you stop seeing ketchup packets.

    ketchup packets that were here before you and ketchup packets that will be here after your bones have been picked clean and bleached by the sun.

    ketchup packets that have looked upon the god and laughed in his face.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Some biologists subscribe to the ketchup packet origin hypothesis following the discovery of ketchup fossils in the Permian Basin.