• D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    There's this old joke that I heard when I was very young, probably younger than was appropriate.

    Its an older guy talking to a younger guy in a smallish village, pointing out some of his accomplishments.

    "That bridge, see? I was one of the engineers that designed it."

    "My family? I have a beautiful family who are healthy and happy."

    "These fields? I've been raising livestock on them for decades."

    Then the punchline hits.

    spoiler

    "But you fuck one sheep..."

    • RedDawn [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I've heard it but with "but does anybody call me John the bridge builder? No" etc after each of the set up lines you listed.