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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] to badposting • 11 months ago

Leaked report from Putin aides: Vladmir Putin allegedly quietly says to himself "Time to become Vladimir Poopin" before excusing himself to the restroom

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Leaked report from Putin aides: Vladmir Putin allegedly quietly says to himself "Time to become Vladimir Poopin" before excusing himself to the restroom

Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] to badposting • 11 months ago
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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    i believe this

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  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    The report further states that, prior to declaring himself "Vladimir Poopin", Putin had had a bout of flatulence, upon which he had said to himself "Now I am Vladimir Tootin".

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  • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    c/goodposting

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  • bubbalu [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    great post!

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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    Dmitry Medvedev before peeing in his bed: "Time to become Dmitry Bedwetev"

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