The 1st class passengers are paying crewmembers to strip the copper wiring out of the walls on their way to their lifeboats.
They are also taking completely empty lifeboats with them, because letting a poor into the extra lifeboats would depreciate their resale value.
The 2nd class passengers are knee-deep in water, but refuse to the believe the ship is sinking because the band is still playing, and White Star Line would never leave a paying customer behind.
And the 3rd class passengers are neck-deep in water if they’re not already dead.
But hey, at least the new Captain likes ice cream and isn’t a dang cheeto, am I right?
- @rubpoll https://hexbear.net/post/128566/comment/1483159
Just thought this comment was relevant here.