Being a girlboss is when you have your life managed to the second by your parents and coaches with maybe a side helping of sexual assault.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/comments/ot8mkd/think_i_have_permanent_true_anon_brain

Reminds me of that cringe TikToker who got a spot in the Kamala campaign at like age 17 and was getting called a "war criminal."