A number of right-wing Twitter users recently expressed their disdain for breaking the law in the video game franchise Grand Theft Auto. The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they refuse to commit crimes in GTA, and this is what they said.
  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    The Daily Wire should fund a morale conservative game studio and develop a competitor called Grand Love Jesus. The game will be about going to church and being a good guy with a gun when a crazy Islamic terrorist barges into the service and shoots everyone

    • xj9 [they/them, she/her]
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      7 months ago

      this, but nothing bad ever happens. you get up every day prepared for the worst shit, but nobody ever attacks you. the game ends when you stop consuming fash propaganda and start living again, meet someone and start developing real interests.

  • AlicePraxis [any]
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    7 months ago

    “You can commit crimes? I thought it was just a city driving simulator.”

    hey that's exactly how I play GTA V

  • Rom [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    God I'm going to kill so many cops (in Grand Theft Auto)