• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I would happily donate my womb, that thing has caused me nothing but trouble. Who wants a free womb? I cannot guarantee the quality.

    The caveat is that one of you has to give me your penis. I don't make the rules.

    I just want one so I can walk around naked and do the helicopter dick thing.

    • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      You can also put sunglasses on top of it, wedge a cig in between the shaft/balls and boom - your dick is the coolest thing in the room.