All I hear from people is that evolution makes it so that having kids makes your meat computer squirt good chemicals. But idk, given how much hard work and money they cost i feel like I could get the same high from heroin with less effort.

  • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    My children will be perfect, incredibly strong, based, proletarian beings, kinda like that Soviet version of Superman or the Red Guardian from the Black Widow movie. Imagine if you took Fidel, Che, Sankara, and Uncle Ho and shoved them into a superhuman body.