All I hear from people is that evolution makes it so that having kids makes your meat computer squirt good chemicals. But idk, given how much hard work and money they cost i feel like I could get the same high from heroin with less effort.
All I hear from people is that evolution makes it so that having kids makes your meat computer squirt good chemicals. But idk, given how much hard work and money they cost i feel like I could get the same high from heroin with less effort.
My friend has always been very anti-kid, being very open about it. As soon as they could, they got two large dogs and spoil them more than I thought possible. They bake them dog cakes and give them steaks, and they have so many bandanas and stupid dog hats.
Similarly, a woman I used to work next to went on a rant about how them and their husband would never have kids and it wasn't worth it, diapers bad, etc. Then a few minutes later went on about how well their dog did at some competition they took them to the last weekend.
What I'm saying is, people are going to get their meat computer chemicals one way or another.
The trick is to get the dog and then build him his own little fantasy world where he gets to be the child who impresses you. Oh your kid is on the honour roll? Mine runs a country. People depend on him.