I'll start. Fahrenheit is the superior temperature system for weather reporting. We should use metric for literally everything else, even Celsius for cooking, but I'll be dead in the cold ground before I abandon a system in which you actually get to experience both 0 degrees and 100 degrees. Freezing being 32 instead of 0 is literally the only downside, and it's not a hard number to remember. I'm prepared to die on this hill in the comments.
Pretty sure most of them are meant to be enjoyed in that exact way. No one involved in the making of Jersey Shore was ever under the impression that they were making highbrow art or that their characters were role models