I'll start. Fahrenheit is the superior temperature system for weather reporting. We should use metric for literally everything else, even Celsius for cooking, but I'll be dead in the cold ground before I abandon a system in which you actually get to experience both 0 degrees and 100 degrees. Freezing being 32 instead of 0 is literally the only downside, and it's not a hard number to remember. I'm prepared to die on this hill in the comments.
For my girfriend they ate her turtle when she was 10. Obviously its hard to like wild animals when you realize what wild really means, but just turn that part of your brain off and look at the trash panda wash his food.
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