Even more annoying is the brazen doubling down on it despite a fuck ton of medical professionals calling ti out as bullshit.

  • kingspooky [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Recently, LAPD Officer Djeremy Smrzenjük was exposed to a bowl of Big Ol' Jim "Yowza! That's Hot!!!" instant chili which had been left in the microwave for too long. As we all know, this produces the equivalent of 10,000 hits of methamphetamine, and Officer Smrzenjük nearly died of an overdose. Luckily, the quick thinking and heroic action of sergeant Francisco Mascarpune (administered Naloxone shot directly to the anus, returned chili to refrigerator) saved his life.