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  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I can fix this for you but you wont like it.

    Biker gear. At all times biker gear. A dog wont be able to bite through a cool as hell pair of leather pants, you are now immune to rabies and or zombies.

    You now have to live in style and comfort like a goddamn 90s super hero.

    Bonus. You are now protected from minor injury so you can try to do super hero shit and might pull it off. You wouldn't want to risk it but none of the knives I ever carry are well sharpened enough to cut through motorcycle gear. Least wise not in the time it would take soemone to smash my head with a helmet. So don't do it. But maybe think about just becoming a super hero.